The media is reporting that Katie Holmes has gotten a brand new haircut, to really bring out the 42-year-old psychologically abused housewife within. And at first, we bought it. But the more we stare at the photo, the more the resemblance to husband Tom Cruise begins to shine through. Sure, the cheekbones scream “Katie”, but those moobs are decidedly Tom-like…

The real question is, is this some sort of Thetan conspiracy to somehow turn them (and Suri, of course, who we’re hoping is still living and breathing with the help of a little Vitamin D) into the same person? It’s all highly suspicious.

Theories? My brain is fried from April Fool’s Day Work-Prank Overload. (My prank of the day involves me IM-ing friends asking “Should I make this my new Facebook photo?” and then linking them to this possibly NSFW image. It’s a hit!)