- CRAZY LADY: Lindsay Lohan has signed up to play one of Charles Manson’s love interests in Manson Girls, otherwise known as Really Mean Girls. (E! Online)
- PETA CAUSE: Ashlee Simpson has announced her plans to design a line of clothing for Wet Seal, which is an insult to marine-dwelling seals everywhere. (FOX Business)
- SPONSOR: Those grainy cell phone photos of someone who isn’t Lindsay Lohan with a penis in their mouth were brought to you by Disney. (Defamer)
- RE-MAKE: Ridley Scott is planning to direct a film about the 1986 summit between Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev. Sort of Spies Like Us, but way more boring. (The Guardian)
- KNOW YOUR MESSIAH: Take this quiz to find out whether or not you can differentiate between Barack Obama and Jesus Christ. (Radar)
- SLUTTY BANDWAGON: After seeing what some scandal did for the last sex provider in Eliot Spitzer’s life, you can be sure that every hooker he’s ever slept with is going to come forward hoping for a little piece of the publicity pie. (Celebitchy)
