- Britney’s guest appearance on “How I Met Your Mother” on Monday helped the show’s ratings jump from a standard 7.8 million viewers to more than 10 million viewers. Great — where were you when “Arrested Development” was on?
- Ryan Phillippe admits that he avoids looking at pictures of ex-girlfriend Reese Witherspoon with Jake Gyllenhaal. Yeah right — and I don’t have my old girlfriends’ Facebook pages bookmarked.
- Monica Seles and Penn Jilette became the first two contestants to be voted off this year’s “Dancing With The Stars.” Bulllllllllsh*t!
- Heather Mills is attempting to prove that Paul McCartney is worth more than the court initially determined in order to get more than the $50 million settlement she was already awarded. Now I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger (UH!), be she is literally a gold digger (UH!)…
- George Michael announced he will tour the U.S. for the first time in seventeen years, and gay janitors nationwide are already lining up to buy tickets.
