If there’s one thing we know about celebrity chef Paul Prudhomme, it’s that he’s “Always Cooking”. Also? He has a beard. And by all indications, he seems to be an incredibly gentle, albeit aggressively Cajun, celebrity chef. So why on God’s Green Earth would somebody try to murder him?? Yesterday, Chef Prudhomme was grazed by a bullet during a golf tournament in Louisiana… and he still kept on cooking:
Prudhomme was setting up his cooking tent at the Zurich Classic of New Orleans when he felt a sting in his right arm, just above the elbow. He thought it was a bee sting, but discovered a .22 caliber bullet after shaking his shirt sleeve…
Witnesses say the bullet cut Prudhomme’s skin and put a hole in his white chef’s coat. However, Prudhomme continued cooking for the golfers, their caddies and guests at the annual PGA Tour event.
THE MAN KEPT ON COOKING, PEOPLE. That’s the kind of dedication Chef Prudhomme has to covering things with pepper and throwing them on a grill!
More importantly, one must wonder what kind of monster would try and kill Paul Prudhomme. I have my own theories, but a lady never tells…

It was Dom Deluise, wasn’t it? That’s some Philip K. Dick sh*t right there.











