Poor Kristin Davis. The Sex and the City star, whom the world came to know and love as Charlotte York, the uptight, half-prude but overtly sweet friend, has been having quite the year. First, a couple of weeks ago a series of pictures were released, featuring Davis in decidedly unladylike position, i.e. fully naked, “pleasuring” her then boyfriend in various ways. The photos were originally said to be stills taken from a longer sex tape, however it turns out the photos just got into the wrong hands (namely, ex-boyfriend Eric Stapleman, who we effectively cut down as being the worst human alive here and also here), and somehow made their porny way onto the internet (imagine that).
Things calmed down a bit over the weekend. Kristin has been keeping a low profile since the photos were released, and for a moment there, it looked like maybe life could go on. Until this morning…
Because yesterday afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, a 32-year old Manhattan woman named KRISTEN DAVIS was arrested for RUNNING HER OWN PROSTITUTION RING. Sex and the City… muhliterulz. Blonde prostitute Kristen played Madame to about 15 girls, who would give it up (for the right price) to some of New York’s biggest power players, including, some are speculating, politicians and well-known sports figures.
We were able to find a picture of Kristen Davis, Callgirl MD, and luckily… she’s blonde, and some woudl argue, insane looking. But most article don’t even post her photo! Which means that, essentially, anyone over the age of 60 reading said article is going to assume (an elderly person’s favorite thing to do) that “Kristin Davis, actress” and “Kristen Davis, Prosty” are actually the same person.
Which leads us to ask: Is 2008 officially Kristin Davis’ “Worst Year Ever”? We’re pretty sure it ranks up there with 1998, when she co-starred in Sour Grapes.
