From YEEEAH! — Being a stepford-cyborg must be hard work for Katie Holmes, which is why she’s becoming a clothing designer. Celebrities having a clothing line is old news, but this tale has a little twist. Check out the details, after the jump!
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Katie Holmes For Armani Is More Real Than Her Smile
Katie Holmes is breaking fashion ground by designing her own clothing label for Giorgio Armani — it’s the first time a haute couture fashion house has aligned with a non-professional designer. According to OK! Magazine
Mrs. Tom Cruise has indeed closed the deal for her first line, to be called Katie Holmes for Armani. The line will roll out over the course of the next two years, starting with a collection aimed at toddlers for spring 2009. A collection for older children will follow that fall, followed by a handbag line and a women’s collection by fall of 2010.
I wonder how much involvement Tom Cruise is going to have in his wifey’s new hobby. If he has his say, all the ladies’ blouses will come with GPS tracking devices and thetan-repelling overlay made of aluminum foil. “Katie Holmes for Armani” will be an uber-chic amalgamation of futuristic design, luxe textures and schizophrenic hobo swimming in the duck pond.
Katie without her choke chain and lead March 17th:
