- DRINKING GAME/SURVIVAL TIP: In case you haven’t been anywhere on the Internet for the past 24 hours, the new season of The Hills debuts tonight on MTV. Here’s a handy drinking game, because a state of blacked out oblivion is really the
bestonly way to watch. (Radar) - BURNING BRAWESOME: In related news, the NEW YORK MOTHERF*CKING TIMES called Heidi Montag “a feminist hero”. I’m gonna just go ahead and start taking drinks now. (The New York Motherf*cking Times)
- RAP-NAPSTER: Kanye West, being the bad-ass blogger that he is, leaked a little of the new Outkast hotness for us. (KanyeUniverseCity, via Fimoculous)
- BOMBSHELL: Shocking new audio footage from the Pellicano case has revealed that Courtney Love is both crazy and not very classy. We’re stunned. (HuffPo)
- LOST CAUSE: That weird four-toed foot statue from a couple seasons ago on Lost was apparently too weird for the network to bother mentioning again on the show, which is also sort of weird. (TV Squad)
- HAPPY JEWISH HALLOWEEN: Here’s a fun Purim song about how a traditional triangle shaped cookie kind of looks like ladyparts. (YouTube)
