Did someone say slow news week? Not these bullet points!
- We delve into the life of Eric Stapleman, the man behind the Kristin Davis porn scandal. Unsurprisingly, we discover he’s the Most Hated Man in Sante Fe, NM.
- Meanwhile, I drink wine for dinner and hobnob with J. Rhys Myers and Peter O’Toole at the Tudors Premiere party.
- Alex Blagg wonders if The Hills‘ Audrina released nude photos of herself for publicity, and stares at the photos for an entire morning just to make sure.
- Mask musical promises to be deformed, hilarious.
- Git-R-Done forehead tattoo also promises to be deformed, hilarious.
- Dan Hopper goes rabid for lists!! First with his The 10 Most Ridiculous Mascots In This Year’s NCAA Tournament, then his Top 10 Movie Sequels That Came Out Waaaaay Too Late/
- Did someone say lists? In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, I risk temporary blindness to bring you 50 Animals with Drinking Problems.
- Paul McCartney wins our weekly “priceless expression” contest.
- HBO’s John Adams is kind of like Lost, with more murder and wigs.
- My favorite director, Anthony Minghella, passed away at only 54 from a freak brain hemorrhage.
- Finally… If loving The Bachelor is wrong…
Don’t forget to tune in to Best Week Ever tonight on VH1 at 9 PM and 11 PM, and obvies, all weekend long!
