- Recently emancipated sleazebag Joe Francis offered Eliot Spitzer’s call-girl Alexandra Dupre $1 million to appear in his new Girls Gone Wild magazine, only to discover that Dupre had already “gone wild” for him four years ago in Miami. Of course she did. Anyway, the entire story is funnier than any joke I could possibly write.
- In related news, our congratulations to Audrina Partridge on being the first lady of The Hills to put her own hills on display in online nudie pics.
- Legendary science fiction writer and author of 2001: A Space Odyssey Arthur C. Clarke has died at 90 and become a big embryonic planet somewhere in the universe.
- Sarah Jessica Parker is less than pleased with Maxim Magazine, who voted her the “unsexiest woman in the world” and compared her to a horse. Though I bet she wouldn’t have minded so much if they’d voted her one of their 10 Most Boneable Butt Babes.
- Actor Thomas Jane was arrested on suspicion on DUI. He should really be punished (hey-O!).
