Unlimited kudos to the Pegcasso Courtroom Artist working the Heather Mills – Paul McCartney Divorce Proceedings: You’ve outdone yourself. Yesterday, Ms. Mills became so enraged at Paul’s divorce lawyer, Fiona “I’ve Got The Most English Name Imahhhginable” Shackleton, that Mills picked up a jug of water and poured the contents over Shackleton’s painfully 80s feather-do. It is one of those instances in life when you just wish someone would have had a camera. Then you discover that something better exists: A Courtroom drawing of said scenario. Let’s take a look:
First off, the artistry is not to be left unmentioned: It almost really looks like she’s got two working legs there. But what makes the drawing isn’t so much the insanity of a woman who has just won a $50 million snottery ticket dumping water over an attorney’s head, but rather the expression on Paul McCartney’s face:
PITCH PERF. While everyone else looks shocked or embarassed, Paul remains stoic and as McCartney-esque as ever. Lips pursed, eyebrows slightly cocked… we have a theory this is about as shocked as McCartney can muster. Check out his reactions to some other acts of sickening behavior:
So congrats, anonymous Courtroom artist: You are at the top of your game right now. Well done, you. Well done.
