When I first got my hands on Lost‘s Season One DVD set, I entered my living room as a man, and emerged from my couch cave a week later a sallow creature, sun-deprived and malnourished, clutching the DVD remote like Gollum with his preciousss. And as I’ve devoured each and every episode of the show since then, my hopeless addiction to its ridiculously intricate and convoluted plot twists, melodramatic characterization and sadistically unfulfilled temptations of comprehensive understanding, it’s become increasingly apparent to me that I have a serious psychological problem. Luckily, after discovering a new medical breakthrough called Perspective, I have finally arrived at the realization that sitting on my couch for days on end and mainlining snack foods is not acceptable behavior, no matter what television show I might be watching. Thanks, Perspective!
If you or someone you love are or may be a Lost Junkie, watch the commercial after the jump. There’s still hope…
