- Justin Timberlake is developing a comedy for NBC entitled “My Problem With Women.” The show will center around a bachelor named J.T. who’s having trouble finding time to watch tv in between f*cking eight women a day.
- O.J. Simpson’s trial has been delayed until September. Network heads said they didn’t want the trial going up against “American Gladiators” in summer primetime.
- Robocop 4: Robocop is back, and this time, he’s a converted Barbecue Smoker.
- Meet Peter Forsberg, the world’s fattest hockey player.
- And finally, will Marmaduke ever learn when it’s appropriate to use the hot tub???
