“Hey fellas. This is Michael Lohan, father of celebrity Lindsay Lohan, here for Dad Jeans. Ya’ever put on those regular jeans, and find that the crotch just isn’t long enough for your enormicrotch? Thankfully, Dad Jeans has thought about all those things, and has a crotch that’s roughly 15 inches long, nearly 6 inches longer than the “Dungaree Industry Standard” for crotch length. Plus, Dad Jeans adds an extra inch to the waist of each pair, perfect for jamming the button down your wearing deep, deep down the length of your body… for the tight tuck that Dads want.
So slip your huge crotch into a pair of Dad Jeans, and enjoy your freedom to move… and live. This has been Michael Lohan for Dad Jeans. Dad Jeans… when the other crotches just ain’t long enough.”
