1. The following headline:
Holocaust wolf memoir a fake, author admits
Yes, a woman who wrote a book about how she lived with wolves in an effort to escape the Nazis has come clean. She did not, in fact, “trek more than 3,000 kilometres across Europe with a wolf pack in search of her deported Jewish parents.”
When interviewed, the wolves claim they would have been happy to have helped, but unfortunately their spare room was being used as a storage room until their son left for college, so it would have been a squeeze. (Let’s be honest, most wolves are probably still Nazis.)
And the second greatest thing found on the internet today? Note: It will be extra special for all you Urkel/Fecalpheliacs out there!
2. The following picture, found after Google searching “Alf Kramden”:
Don’t worry… we’re pretty sure that “poo” is actually some sort of Italian chocolate cookie with an egg white glaze.
Thank you internet!
