If you’re like me, then you probably still ask for a lemon slice in your water, fecal bacteria be damned. You also are a big fan of Eric Bana, the delightfully masculine Australian import whose eyes could easily be described as having “the intensity of the dragon’s firewater” (assuming you are Native American/Japanese).

Your memories of Eric Bana are likely limited to his sweaty PTSD flashback sex in Munich and sweaty homoerotic sex in Troy. But you probably didn’t know that back in his native Australia, Eric shot to fame as a sketch comedy actor, and starred in his very own SNL-like shows entitled Eric and Full Frontal. Andd thanks to the magic of Youtube, dozens of sketches Bana probably wishes weren’t available are, in fact, available! Yay for Australians with VHS recorders and too much time on their hands!

Speaking of too much time and hands, I spent the better part of my Sunday evening scouring Youtube for the funniest Bana clips, and came across the following gem… where a young Bana dons a wig and a prayer and impersonates Tom Cruise. But even better than that? We get to watch Bana make out with himself.

That clip, as well as his Arnold Schwarzenegger impression, ahead.