ICYMI: Dr. Phil Gets Out-Metaphored By “Sex Is A Lot Like Fire” Dude

Dr. Phil has spewed more than his share of southern-twanged meaningless axioms in his thousand-plus episodes on the air, but today, Phil may have met his match — A guy who explains why children having sex is a lot like fire. Eating fire is great and all, but you have to teach children not to lie down in it, or they may get burned: