- Jennifer Lopez welcomed a twin boy and girl into the world last night, by slapping each of them in the face, ordering them to bring her coffee, and then sobbing in their little arms about the pressures of motherhood. Marc Anthony, in the meantime, remains haunted by the last meal he ate in 1997.
- Katie Holmes debuted her new haircut at a luncheon yesterday, which can only be described as Repressed Brainwashed Wife Chic.
- Partygoers at Ashton Kutcher‘s 30th Birthday Party, including wife Demi Moore, Madonna, and Gwyneth Paltrow, are being warned to get tested for Hepatitis A. In Madonna’s case, they also suggest getting tested for Hepatitis B-Z, just in case.
- Following yesterday’s arrest of Aaron Carter for pot possession, two things are possible: Either he’s got the worst case of glaucoma evs, or he’s the mildy touched younger brother of a Backstreet Boy. The jury is still out.
- Here’s the good news: This photo of Nicole Kidman‘s vag lips is about as least offensive as possible, given the title. Warning: It’s still pretty offensive…
