As Lindsay Lohan’s ill-conceived pictorial fan letter to the ghost of Marilyn Monroe in NY Magazine has been all the rage on the Internets this week, you can bet that Lohan patriarch Michael would never miss out on such a plum chance to get in his name in the papers too, even if it means issuing an unsolicited statement, apropos of nothing, that ostensibly amounts to a promise not to look at pictures of his own daughter’s boobies. According to UsWeekly:
“I’m not going to look at the photos — that’s my daughter!†he told Usmagazine.com in a telephone interview this morning.Still, he told Us he approves of his daughter’s decision to recreate the iconic 1962 photos of Marilyn Monroe known as “The Last Sitting†for New York magazine.
“Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career,†he said. “It’s her decision.”
So even though most of us aren’t sick enough to imagine otherwise, Papa Lohan is not gonna check out his daughter’s cans (though he hears they’re pretty amazing).
