1. It’s PG-13 but I’m stiiiiilll banking on seeing Rachel Bilson naked — $27.2 million
2. I can’t tell if this movie is about dancing, gang warfare, or if it’s a documentary about film titles in the 90s — $19.7 million
3. A fantasy movie with Nick Nolte playing the character of “Wait, Really?” formerly played by Robert De Niro in “Stardust” — $19.1 million
4. I’m not a big fan of money, so I’m going to give some of mine to that nice young man with the vest sitting in that glass booth — $13.1 million
5. The answer to the question, “Do you think it might be smart to avoid the movies during the post-Oscar, pre-blockbuster calendar period where Hollywood clearly isn’t trying?” — $9.7 million
