CAPTION THIS: Roasting Stones

Um, hello, I am — er, Martin Scorsese, and I will, um, be your roastmaster this evening. Now, I, am not usually one to say that the Rolling Stones are, in fact, old, or something, along those lines, but, um, I believe that the name for an actual, physical stone that rolls — you know, as in, in motion — was actually, you will find, uh, if you look it up, named after them.