A couple of hours ago, we received word from a publicist that TheCuteKid.com has crowned America’s Cutest Kid, a little Texas girl named Kennedy who rivals a young Raven Simone in both cuteness and racial ambiguity. We were debating telling you about The World’s Official Cutest Kid because, well, every now and again it’s sort of fun to smack-talk children, specifically the cutest ones.
Lucky for you and very lucky for Kennedy, said child smack-talking will no longer need to take place. That’s because our hearts were POSITIVELY MELTED by the following video… of baby pilates. Yes, folks, prepare yourself to see the SMALLEST ABS EVER CRUNCHED! The fact that this baby knows how to do pilates when we can barely drag our fingers across our keyboards to order a sub from Delivery.com isn’t something that needs to be discussed on this blog.
On a related note: Should parents who hire a personal trainer for their baby be applauded or put in prison for eternity? The jury is out.
