So tomorrow’s the big Voting For Presidential Nominations Tuesday thingy, and while you’re at the polls wracking your brain to determine which candidate’s hilarious online viral videos best expressed their qualifications to become the next leader of the free world, let us gently remind you of our own alternative leadership option. If you’re against Willie Nelson and his hippie horse-loving ways, but for having the freedom to eat the flesh of any animal you damned well please, then I urge you to reconsider my 2 year-old independent candidacy this election season. Either way, this will be the most hopeful, change-inducing campaign ad you see all year. (But seriously, Vote Obama.)
