ICYMI: Beloved DuckTales Characters Teach Us A Horrifying Lesson About Online Predators

Tell your childhoods to leave the room, because this totally insane-yet-somehow-funny video – in which the girl duck from DuckTales gets abducted by a creepy online predator then rescued and returned to her Uncle Scrooge – will seriously ruin whatever was left of it after Michael Bay made Transformers. You’ve been warned. Gooooooooooo Internet!