- Who wants to own paintings by elephants? These elephants never forget… HOW TO CHALLENGE YOUR PRECONCEPTIONS ABOUT MODERN ART!!!
- A high school wrestling coach has resigned after being accused of biting one of his wrestlers on the leg, although he claimed they were just “joking around.” He then added, “then, after we finished joking around, I bit him on the leg with my teeth.”
- Conan O’Brien, directed by Michel Gondry.
- A woman has been charged with the oft-unused “possession of burglary tools” charge after a crowbar slipped out of her pants near a church. Relatedly, I’ve decided to cancel my plans to go to next Halloween as Crowbard*ck, the monster with a crowbar for a d*ck.
- It’s truly never too late to start that round-the-clock Super Bowl coverage.
