- Behold, the wisest non-piano-playing cat in all of Bethlehem.
- Hoorayyy! It’s National Pie Day! Not to be confused with National Pi Day, where everyone dresses up as their favorite characters from the movie “Pi”. Mine is the symbol.
- Not sure why it took this long for Bill Clinton to announce he’s running for president. I imagine this’ll have the Republicans scrambling to get Reagan on the ticket.
- A recent medical study has linked stress at work to heart disease. Pharmacies will now be carrying Minesweeper and Yahoo Fantasy Sports to combat this growing problem.
- Finally, this unbelievable Woody Paige column manages to out-New-York-Post the New York Post. Zowee.
