Yesterday, the Postest with the Mostest (i.e. the NY Post) featured video footage of an aged Bill Clinton nodding off while listening to speeches at a Martin Luther King Day Rally. The Post, known for their almost scary genius pun headlines (ex: “Horses Cloned Via D.N.Neigh.”; “Ike ‘Beats’ Tina To Death”, etc., et al.), really knocked this one out of the park, using the perfect storm of MLK Day and Clinton sleeping in a Harlem Church to hammer out the brilliance that is “Clinton Has a ‘Dream’”.
But we wonder… Would it be possible to beat that Post headline? Hence, we would like to present the following new features here at BWE.tv, called “Beat! That! Post Headline!” Check out the video, then check out our entries below…
OK, here we go… Let’s Beat! That! Headline!!!
- Bill Clinton Sleeps Around!
- Slumber Party Features Bill Minus Hill
- Clinton Declares “REM” His Favorite “Band”
- Clinton Caught Getting “Nap” Dance
- Beauty Sleep For Clinton Creep
- Bill Clinton Flirts With Rest-iny
- First Husband Catches Some STZzz’s
- Bill Clinton’s Got “40 Winks”, And Not For Hillary… (Ed. Note: I hate this one too.)
- Clinton Craves Martin Luther King-Sized Mattress! (Ed. Note: And this one.)
- Breaking: Bill Clinton Is Drowsy Lay
- Bill’s A Real Snooze Hound!
Your turn! Try to Beat! That! Post Headline! in the comments.
