Prepare yourselves for the BEST THING TO EVER GO ON SALE ON CRAIGSLIST EVER. Ladies and Gentlemen of San Francisco, text your nearest Man with a Van. Because there’s a vagina couch out there that needs to be brought into a loving home! According to the posting:
For Sale – beautiful pink “vagina couch” that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5′ 3″ long, 3′ 3″ wide at the middle, and stands 2′ 3″ tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home!
Shame it’s not on sale here in New York — it would look perfect with my penis endtables and scrottoman!
NSFW Photos of said Vag couch after the jump!
