- Martin Scorsese’s new Rolling Stones concert film, “Shine a Light,” will debut at the Berlin Film Festival in February. Strangely, the film actually contains fewer Rolling Stones songs than the average Scorsese movie.
- Suspended Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam “Pac Man” Jones has been accused of hitting a woman in a strip club again. What was he doing anywhere near another strip club? When Michael Vick gets out of jail, do you think he’s heading straight to the nearest PETCO??
- A pair of conservation activists have been “taken hostage” by Japanese whalers. See more in the premiere of the new, wacky Japanese game show, “You Have Been Gotten By Whalenappers!!!”
- The FDA has announced that meat and milk from cloned animals is just as safe as products from regular animals, although cloned meat does have a 50-50 chance of turning out to be “evil.”
- Oh, and one more thing… Steve Jobs really enjoys reminding people of one more thing.
