CAPTION THIS! Name. This. Man.

Either somebody just farted right next to this mysteriously intriguing stranger at the Italian Premiere of I Am Legend, or his face is negative three seconds from falling off the bone.

No, really, we can’t stop staring at him. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS FACE? Or is it just that something is wrong with his attitude? We’ll just stare at it for 2 more hours to try and figure it out. Any ideas?