Caption This! Down and Out in Tribecerly Hills

Here we see Mary Kate Olsen in her natural habitat: Cold, hungry, sitting on a dirty sidewalk, and digging through her $3,000 Balenciaga bag for a solid platinum and diamond-studded lighter.

Here’s to hoping the good people at Bubby’s, a Southern food staple in Tribeca, had it in em to throw a handful of Truffled Mac N’ Cheese onto the ground for her. Because this photo is many, many shades of disturbing.