Meet China’s restricted and overly-censored answer to Youtube, titled, adorably, Tudou. Sadly, the Chinese Government has recently cracked down on the content available to their citizens through the likes of viral video sites — “2 Girls 1 Cup” was removed not for its poo-eating content, but rather the obvious unspoken contempt for communism seen in the ladies’ eyes. The good news is that the Top Rated Video on Tudou at this very moment is still available, even though it seems to be some sort of Pirates of the Caribbean mash-up featuring a young man of Asian descent flailing about in his Keith Richards Johnny Depp Halloween costume.
It doesn’t really make too much sense (or any), but the fact that the Chinese Guv let this obvious piece of Gay Pirate Pornography remain on the tubes is a pretty good sign that all viral video hope is not lost. Also, the end is breathtaking.
