The latest stills from Indiana Jones 4 have just come out, and maybe it’s just us, but Harrison Ford is looking amazing.
Though we appreciate the extra few layers of dust his hat has acquired over the years.
Archive for June 26th, 2007
JuneTuesday
ICYMI: Bulgarian Idol Is Just Like The American Version, Except Way More Awesome
Let’s just be real here. If this was American Idol, and some painted up Abercrombie tramp from suburban Jersey came out and did an overwrought, bad karaoke version of “I Will Always Love You” for the umpteenth time, nobody would even bat an eye until that girl’s nude photos showed up on the Internet. But here in the Bulgarian version of the show, we see how an amazing voice and a polka band can reinvent an old song into something kind of awesome.
(via Stereogum)
JuneTuesday
SIZZLER: Nancy Grace Pregnancy Forces Us To Face Horrifying Reality Of Her Having Sex With Someone
CNN News Host and human vessel of unholy evil Nancy Grace has just publicly announced that she was secretly married several months ago, and is expecting children – twins – sometime early next year. According to the NY Post:
“I never thought it would happen like this,” she says. “I thought ‘mother’ and ‘wife’ was just not part of God’s plan for me. This is such a blessing, and I just can’t believe that, at my age, I would find such happiness.”She declined to say if she’d had fertility treatments in order to become pregnant at age 47.
“But you tell women out there that there is hope,” she said.
Time will tell if motherhood and marriage mellows the cable news channel host’s pit-bull disposition.
Yes, when she was “called” do to the evil on-air bidding of the dark lord Beezlebub, Grace never would have thought that marriage or motherhood was part of her hellish plan to bring fear and suffering to nighttime cable news. But one can ever know the will of the damned, particularly when massive amounts of hormone supplements are involved. But here’s hoping her little hellspawn are as healthy and happy as she is!
JuneTuesday
SIZZLER: Paris Works the Lynwood Catwalk!
The brand new, ultra-improved and definitely starved Paris Hilton was released from jail last night, and it’s safe to say there were a handful of paparazzi there to catch the heiress strutting towards her mother Kathy. Actually, there were probably around 5,000 paparazzi there from all over the world — and Fox News was smart enough to take their news copter out of the garage to catch the action. The following clip plays like a combination fashion show and nature documentary, with Paris doing a truly admirable job of working the catwalk while also humble grasping her hands in front of her. And while we are actually truly excited for the new, smarter, philanthropist Paris to take over the world, we also want to give a fair warning to Paris haters: If you thought the girl’s career was over, you might as well just go ahead and kill yourselves. Something tells us it’s just starting. **Shiver**
Who else is canceling plans to watch Larry King tomorrow night?
JuneTuesday
While You Were Reclaiming Your Personal Belongings
- Just when you thought your life could return to a little peace and quiet… PARIS HILTON IS RELEASED FROM JAIL!!! I guess my “Free Paris!” t-shirt really did make a difference.
- The deputies were “sad to see her go”, though we’re sure Paris promised to totally say hello to them next time they’ve reserved a table at Hyde.
- Best Hasselhoff Sighting Ever? “DAVID Hasselhoff in the Continental lounge at Newark airport, sporting a black T-shirt with the legend ‘I’m Not Dead Yet’”… mmm, yes.
- Judging by his lace wig front, John Travolta is a huge Tyra Banks fan.
- Could our favorite cougar and our favorite actor be in lurve? Maybe yes, maybe no, but Ellen Barkin and Ralph Fiennes are definitely having sex with each other.
JuneTuesday
Best Night Ever: Monday, June 25th!
Ever wonder what a molten hot Rolex looks like? Wonder no more! Check it out here on Best Night Ever for Monday, June 25th! Brian Faas is here to take you through the best moments of Monday night TV, including: Age of Love, Big Love, Ex-Wives Club, Army Wives, and Hell’s Kitchen. Now which one of these doesn’t belong?
