Cranky British chef Gordon Ramsay – best known for shouting obscenities at culinary weaklings on his hit show Hell’s Kitchen – recently suffered a painful little bit of unpleasantness himself, burning his Icarus-like genitals for flying too close to an open kitchen flame. Here’s the “dish”, straight from the horse’s filthy mouth:
[Ramsay] explains, “I was standing too close to the hob when I was cooking. I was wearing these cotton trousers underneath I was going commando. Suddenly I felt this searing heat. My b**ocks were burning. “I went to the hospital because of the excruciating pain. I had an ultrasound and I get the results on Friday.
While we hope the results of this ultrasounds indicate that all is well with the TV chef, if it turns out that he’s over-cooked his nads to a gummy medium well, maybe he will find the silver lining in the situation, creating an entirely new flavor profile by serving Jerk Testicles with a Karma Caramel Sauce and a side of Bitter Impotency at his next overblown restaurant endeavor.
