Having already rolled the dice with Tom Green (whose cow-udder fellatio just screamed “husband material”), that dude from The Strokes, and Spike Jonze (allegedly), Drew Barrymore seems to be moving on to a new man, this time selecting Justin Long, better known as the less funny, more annoying dorky dude from those Mac vs. PC commercials. Personally, I think she’d be better off with John Hodgman (the PC Guy), but Apple Care has a pretty good return policy, so maybe next month.