- TRUNK: Kim Kardashian will appear in December’s issue of Playboy, and will reportedly show “one boob and her bare butt.” The butt, obviously, is blocking the other boob. (US Magazine)
- ZINGER: A campaigning Hillary Clinton referred to Dick Cheney as “Darth Vader.” Cheney responded to the comment with an equally non-hacky observation, referring to Hillary as a real “Elian Gonzalez.” (Ben Smith, via Wonkette)
- SHARK JUMPER: Pictures have emerged of Mary-Louise Parker and her newly adopted African Child. It’s hard to tell in the photo, but I believe she’s speaking with an English accent too. (TMZ)
- WORST ATHLETE EVER: Floyd Landis, the American winner of last year’s Tour De France, will be suspended from cycling for two years after arbitrators upheld his positive drug test. Will this even make a nomination for the “Most Despicable Act of 2007″ ESPY? (ESPN)
- SIGHHHH: The new installment of the Onion News Network. Ouch.
