This morning, the NY Post reported that Britney Spears has been permanently banned from hotel and notorious Hollywood celeb hangout The Chateau Marmont. This unprecedented banning is reportedly on account of Spears’ bizarre and erratic behavior while dining in the restaurant, where she allegedly smeared the high-priced cuisine all over her face (though in her defense, maybe that’s just how she eats). To put this into perspective, here is a list of things that DIDN’T get famous people banned from the hotel:

• Led Zeppelin rode their motorcycles through the lobby one time, not to mention all the unspeakable/illegal things they regularly did to groupies in their hotel rooms.
• Jim Morrison hurt his back while dangling from a drain pipe, trying to swing from the roof into the window of his hotel room.
• Hunter S. Thompson was often a guest. Enough said.
• Even worse, Lindsay Lohan LIVED there during her “coke phase”.
• Scarlett Johansson may or may not have boned Benicio Del Toro in an elevator.
• Keith Richards once set himself on fire after consuming an entire bottle of 150-proof vodka.
• John Belushi died from a massive drug overdose there, and Jim Belushi is still allowed to go.
• Frank Sinatra broke one of Sammy Davis Jr.’s legs by the pool to win a drunken bet with Dean Martin.
• Colin Farrell once killed a hooker to get an erection in his private bungalow.
• It was Hitler’s favorite hotel whenever he visited LA.

So, you know, this is pretty bad.