You know what the problem with regular life is? It doesn’t include a miniature R. Kelly angel sitting on your shoulder, waving an inch long gun around telling you about all the “f**ked up sh*t” going on in your life. Plus, he could also describe politics to you! Check out what Fake R. Kelly has to say about the Larry Craig scandal. Seriously, Fake R. Kelly, call us — we need you in our life!!!