After her now-legendary performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, Britney Spears‘ musical career was declared dead on arrival by virtually every major media outlet in the country. And while she now may be a long way from the “international sex symbol” status of a few years ago, and the lucrative soft drink endorsement deals that go along with it, Britney did find one advertiser still willing to use her new, less attractive image to sell their product. She even got a little help from her erectile-dysfunctional old friend Bob Dole!