Yep – John Madden got a little Telestrator-happy during the Giants/Cowboys game this weekend. There’s not much else to say about this clip other than, what in god’s name is that second line??

I didn’t realize Madden was such a Perez Hilton fan; maybe he’ll get his own show on VH1 so he can finally out Ace Hardware and tell us that Tough-Actin’ Tinactin has herpes.