- It sounds like Britney celebrated publicly giving her career the “Old Yeller” treatment with a couple chimichangas and a stiff margarita. I imagine the performance wasn’t the only time during the night she uttered the phrase “Gimme More”.
- Kid Rock and Tommy Lee got kicked out of last night’s VMA Awards after getting into a fistfight over which one of them was the most irrelevant aging rocker in the room. Thank god Axl Rose wasn’t on hand, because there would have been an all-out riot.
- We’re sure Christina Aguilera is delighted that her pregnancy was announced to the world by Paris Hilton, drunk at a VMA party. Paris does sort of look like a Stork, albeit a slutty one.
- Not only did Justin Timberlake win VMA’s last night for “Best Hot Guy”, “Hottest Unshaved Artist”, and “Coolest Hot Sexy Song By An Unshaved Guy”, he also picked up an Emmy Award this weekend for “D*ck In A Box”. Again, that’s an EMMY AWARD for “D*ck In A Box”.
- Oh, Stephen Dorff. She didn’t shoot you down because you’re “really, really good-looking”, or even for using Zoolander jokes as serious pick-up lines. She shot you down because you’re Stephen Dorff.
