Desipte the fact that approximately 87% of last night’s MTV Video Music Awards was dedicated to Kanye West wandering around in his wacky Max Headroom glasses rapping about diamonds and girls or whatever, the notoriously whiny rapper was terribly upset by the fact that he didn’t actually win any of the 5 or 6 pointless and arbitrary award statues that were handed out between all his rapping. In fact, Kanye is certain this snubbing is actually part of a vast racist conspiracy by MTV, who clearly hates black people, which is why Justin Timberlake, The Hills hussies, and Britney Spears seem to be the only white people who even got invited to the show. According to Kanyeezy:
West, waiting for an elevator in a crowded hallway, began yelling about losing all five categories for which he was nominated, including male artist of the year.“That’s two years in a row, man … give a black man a chance,” said West, stomping around his entourage and directing his comments at a reporter. “I’m trying hard man, I have the … No. 1 record, man.”
Awww, maaaan! Kanye wanted one of those silly silver moonmen, and if Kanye doesn’t get one, he’s taking his wacky glasses and going home! At the very least, they could have given him an entire hotel suite full of people worshipping every unintelligible syllable that dribbled from his mouth. Wait, they did that.
