We just received an anonymous e-mail containing the link to this video audition submission for The Pick-Up Artist, Vh1’s new reality show about the world’s most terrible dudes trying to trick chicks into sleeping with them. In this video, two young d-bags calling themselves J-Date and Maxador (who looks suspiciously like BNE podcaster Max Silvestri) try to convince “Mystery” he should bring them aboard as his two new Wingmen, which they accomplish through a stunning display of SERIOUS heterosexuality. Here are two seriously F’ing Awesome Guys.