- David Letterman will be making a guest appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show when her show comes to New York to tape its season premiere. What Oprah doesn’t know is that Dave plans on dunking her in a pool of water to settle the question everyone’s been asking: Will Oprah Float?
- Keira Knightley proves she’s a great girl to have at a party: She’s friendly, polite, won’t eat any food, and can use her body to sweep up afterwards.
- And in our “Bit of Depressing News” of the day, it seems that British comedian and God Amongst Men Steve Coogan may have been the cause of Owen Wilson’s alleged drug habit, and the reason behind the attempted suicide.
- And in our “Second Bit of Depressing News” of the day, Owen has dropped out of a cameo appearance in Ben Stiller’s new movie. Ah well… we’ll always have Hansel.
- Reports coming from witnesses of the Nick Hogan car accident say the wrester’s offspring had been drag racing moments before the crash. For once, a news item about the Hogan’s using the word “drag” that has nothing to do with fashion-clueless sister Brooke.
