A few weeks ago, I shared my harrowing tale of an infant brought to an 11 PM showing of The Bourne Ultimatum on a Sunday, in a post I like to call The Baby Ultimatum. In the end, my brief and polite screaming to extricate the baby from the theater was only mildly successful. Perhaps if I would have followed Hulk Hogan’s lead in this rarely seen clip from The Gremlins , maybe — just maybe — I could have watched Matt Damon kicking ass in peace. Next time, you little son of a bitch, next time. And trust me, when I tear my shredded yellow tanktop open, there might be casualties.