There is some pretty impressive theme-parky stuff to be found in Las Vegas (and some pretty impressive examples of raging douchebaggery): you’ve got your Pirate rides, your ghost bars, your Circus Circus all-you-can-eat crab legs buffets. But now, according to this promo flyer for the new nightclub LAX, you can party in a place with a real working time machine, as suggested by their promise to bring Britney Spears back from a past when she was pretty and relatively sane, in order to host their inaugural party. This all sounds pretty McFly, but as Doc Brown would tell them, they’d better be careful her past pretty self doesn’t run into her current crazy self, lest they disrupt the entire space-time continuum.