- UNEXPLAINABLE IMAGE: Uh, this Star Wars like rendering of the 1992 peenfest that is The Crying Game. Forgive us, but any reason to post a painting of Stephen Rea holding a gun is reason enough for us. (Full Size Here)
- N(ightmare)TV Cribs: “Here in the foyer is some Nazi memoribilia… and here in the bedroom, well, that’s where all the magic happens. Oh her? That’s just my skeleton of a little Chinese girl. Nothing to see here.” — Marilyn Manson (NY Post)
- EXPLANATION ATION AY AY: One more reason we like Rihanna? Because she pulls the same bonehead clumsy moves that we do, like running into a chair and injuring herself to the point of crutches. (24 Sizzler)
- IPOD INSCRIPTION: “It’s time for hoboes to take over the US government.” (Flickr via BoingBoing)
- SOME CHICKEN AND PETA WOULD BE GREAT, THANKS: PETA is all up in Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s grill for admitting she once cut the head off a chicken. Uh, hello, how do you think Santaria members worship their God, PETA? Jesus, get with it. (DListed)
- BEST CHOCOLATE RAIN PARODY YET: KUATO LIVES!
(once again, courtesy of Sara Schaefer.)
