No, it’s not a Leno sketch come to life — Paris Hilton actually did unveil her new children’s clothing line in California yesterday, featuring everything you’ve come to expect from Paris — glittery things that look like dresses for cocktail waitresses in porn movies that require the actress to be able to do a doggy-style scene without taking the dress off, a blinding aura of “does she really really honestly not see why people are going to think this is weird” — but for KIDS.

The blogosphere has already reacted with justifiable disgust, but I have trouble seeing this situation as exceptionally horrible by Paris’ lofty standards. Little kids are already dressing super sluttily these days anyway (con sarnit!), at least this gets things a little more out in the open, and it’s not like Paris is rubbing every article of clothing on her vagina before selling them probably.

I do, however, have a little trouble stomaching the accompanying photos, some of which feature the stock unthreateningly ethnic kiddie model posing with her hero, while others look more like the kind of thing a kidnapper would send to the police to expedite his random demands.

(pics via Mollygood)