UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK: Crazy Old Lady Shows Off Dog Wigs on Today Show

Thank you, The Today Show, for proving that even insane old women who live in apartments lined with empty alpo cans can still make it into a segment on your show… and with Maria Menounos no less! Here’s a lady who can make even the littlest of dogs look like Edna Turnblad in Hairspray, with the help of miniature pink and blue wigs. It’s impossible to describe how demeaning these dogs feel, so instead, why not just look at the expression on their faces. They are mizz.