Last Friday’s L.A. Times has an adorable interview with License to Wed star John Krasinski and the movie’s director, Ken Kwapis, who also serves as director and producer on The Office. In the interview, Kwapis is quoted as saying the following:

Ken Kwapis… says Krasinski has an absolute, definitive number of facial moves.

“Six,” Kwapis says, eyeing the actor as he pours hot water into a tea cup in a hotel suite in Santa Monica during an interview last month.

“Six?!” says Krasinski, slamming the china onto a coffee table. “You bastard.”

The L.A. Times does their best to boil our favorite fake boyfriend down to this six expression theory with the following photo compilation:

False: John Krasinski has maaaany manymanymany more facial expression than that… Not to mention, his “depression” face above does not look depressed really at all. For God’s sake, he expressed several different looks in his little love confession to Pam during Casino Night that aren’t even included above! Check these out:

So I guess that makes nine. John Krasinski has nine facial expressions, Mr. Kwapis, and probably one or two more that we’re leaving out. Good day, sir.