Anyone who’s not excited about R. Kelly’s upcoming chapters to the “Trapped in the Closet” series needs to go purchase the dvd immediately, watch it the whole way through with Director’s Commentary on, and…. well, that’s it, cause after you do those two steps, you’ll be on the winning team. STEREOGUM teases the closet-rhyming events to come:

R. Kelly – Trapped In The Closet: Chapter 13 Preview

In his divine providence, bless his heart, R. Kelly is treating us to another series of installments (Chapters 13-22) from the best serialized hip-hopera thine eyes have ever seen. Yes that means more from cheating Bridget and her paramour, the midget (”that shitted on [him]self”), the spatula waving neighbor, the homosexual deacon, and the other sordid figments of Kelly’s overactive, sexed-up imagination. As a gift to you, the closet Closet fans, he’s put together this little preview of Chapter 13. But this is R. Sylvester Kelly, so it ain’t a recap without sung dialogue and a fat booty beat. Oh, shit.

If you need a refresher, here’s your YouTube roadmap: Chapters 1-5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12. Or, just read the Cliff’s Notes. And if we’re lucky, this all will yield even more installments of Trapped In The CLAUSet.

Trapped In The Closet: Chapters 13-22 will be out on DVD 8/21. You’re psyched.